02/05/26
I slept and awake slept and awake... i was feeling so cold....
and I took a water poop continue.....
and I felt a headache... very hard....
So my girlfriend recommended me eating 타이레놀... So I borrowed her medicine..
I ate a simple snack, and ate a medicine. but my girlfriend suddenly odered ubereats for me...
So arrived warm noodles.... Haha So thank you my girlfriend!!!
I ate a noodle and then, until 10pm, I did slept and awake repeat...
and I started ubereats... So I finished 3am..(total 6 uber) before work start i charge my phone data.
because i mistake use my data to youtube at my house...
and came back home and slept... and water poop....
and then I suddenly woke up. because I wanted to poop.
and i took a toilet... But my head is very Feel dizzy. and then I wook up....
I lie down toilet floor.... I was so suprised... maybe I fell down. it's my first experience.....
but i awake up, my feeling is better.
03/05/26
I woke up 9am.
today's weather is very sunny So I did laundry.
and I used my girlfriend's car driving my neighrhood..
and I worked 1 ubereats, and came back home. I took a rest.
and I worked out squat and shoulder and i went to the park(pull up)
and came back home, I grilled the beef and waited ubereats. but i started 18:00 but not called. until 22pm....
after that time, start ordered Among them, i mistaked.... because i ordered mcdonald's that item include coffe...
i put that item in my bag and I went to the destination... But coffe spilled So i confused......
i returned mcdonald's and I said situation. Fortunately they said it's okay, and they remake a Item, and I asked give them my mistake item, But they didn't So i suddenly Come up a deep night meal....
and I worked ubereats total 8, and came back home 2am.
I still make a waterpoop.....
04/05/26
I woke up 6am because suddenly my waterpoop....... continue....
I started duolingo and again slept.
woke up and I ate a beef and I started ubereats...
actually i disagreed first ubereats call. and I checked that resturant's position. but that's place is off....
and again uber eats called. same place and another place So total 2 place. So I agreed.
and arrived place... but that's day off......... another ubereats driver was so confused too.
I canceled that order. and i moved another place. Fortunately that's place 2order, So i did bring.
I saw him Who before met driver. So i did Fist greeting. and delivered.
and finished, I went to the pharmacy, and I bought the medicine. and came back home.
I ate a medicine. that medicine is very sweet but very big.. I hard swallow....
and took a rest.
and I worked out dips and push up..
and then became a order to ubereats.
I didn't finish work, I arrived place. but I didn't look place.... I was so angred...
So i asked 재미나이, and another store employee, ETC.... I forgive up.....
my time is very wasted.......... and I went to the another place.
and I bring the 2item, and came back my car, But while walk, employee look for me...
because I mistake didn't bring the pizza..... maybe I didn't understand her english...
So I was so angred...... anyway finished delivery... I filled the fuel....
today was so bad day....
재미나이 번역본
1. 한글 통번역 (Korean Translation)
2026년 5월 2일
자다 깨다를 반복했습니다. 몸이 너무 차갑게 느껴졌고, 설사가 계속되었습니다. 두통도 심해서 정말 힘들었는데, 여자친구가 빌려준 타이레놀을 먹으니 다행히 두통은 나아졌습니다. 가벼운 간식을 먹고 약을 먹었는데, 여자친구가 저를 위해 우버이츠로 따뜻한 국수를 주문해 주었습니다. 정말 고마웠습니다! 국수를 먹고 밤 10시까지 다시 자다 깨다를 반복했습니다.
그 후 우버이츠 배달을 시작하려는데 데이터를 충전해야 했습니다. 집에서 와이파이를 썼어야 했는데 실수로 데이터를 켜놓고 유튜브를 보는 바람에 다 써버렸기 때문입니다. 새벽 3시에 배달을 마치고(총 6건) 귀가해 잠들었지만 설사는 계속되었습니다. 그러다 갑자기 화장실이 급해서 깼는데, 머리가 너무 어지럽더니 정신을 차려보니 화장실 바닥에 누워 있었습니다. 아마 쓰러졌던 것 같은데, 이런 경험은 처음이라 너무 놀랐습니다. 그래도 깨어나니 기분은 좀 나아졌습니다.
2026년 5월 3일
오전 9시에 일어났습니다. 날씨가 화창해서 빨래를 하고 여자친구의 차로 동네 드라이브를 했습니다. 우버이츠 배달을 한 건 하고 돌아와 쉬다가 스쿼트, 어깨 운동, 그리고 공원에서 턱걸이를 했습니다. 저녁 6시부터 우버이츠 주문을 기다렸는데 밤 10시까지 소식이 없다가 이후에 주문이 들어오기 시작했습니다.
맥도날드 배달 중 가방 안에서 커피가 쏟아지는 실수를 했습니다. 가게로 돌아가 상황을 설명하니 다행히 새로 만들어 주었습니다. 실수한 음식을 어떻게 처리해야 할지 몰라 어정쩡하게 물어봤는데, 따로 달라는 말 없이 그냥 저를 보내주길래 결국 제가 야식으로 챙겨와서 다음 날 아침에 먹었습니다. 새벽 2시에 귀가했고 여전히 설사를 하고 있습니다.
2026년 5월 4일
설사 때문에 새벽 6시에 깼습니다. 듀오링고를 하고 다시 자다가 일어나서 소고기를 먹고 우버이츠를 시작했습니다. 첫 호출을 확인했을 때 앱상에는 식당이 문을 닫았다고 되어 있었지만, 저는 그게 오타인 줄 알고 거절했습니다. 하지만 다시 같은 곳을 포함해 2건의 호출이 오길래 이번엔 수락했습니다. 그런데 도착해보니 정말로 식당이 쉬는 날이었습니다. 다른 우버 기사도 당황해하고 있더군요.
주문을 취소하고 다른 곳으로 이동해 2건의 주문을 배달했습니다. 아까 만난 기사와 주먹 인사를 나누고 약국에 가서 약을 샀습니다. 약이 달콤하지만 너무 커서 삼키기 힘들었습니다. 휴식 후 딥스와 푸쉬업을 하고 다시 배달을 나갔는데, 도착지 위치를 찾지 못해 시간을 너무 낭비했습니다. 결국 배달을 포기했습니다. 다른 곳에서 피자를 포함한 주문을 받았는데, 제가 영어를 잘못 알아들었는지 피자를 안 챙겨와서 직원이 저를 다시 불렀습니다. 정말 화가 나고 운이 나쁜 날이었지만, 기름을 채우고 무사히 귀가했습니다.
2. 영어 통번역 (English Translation)
May 2, 2026
I kept drifting in and out of sleep and felt freezing cold. I had persistent diarrhea and a severe headache, but fortunately, the Tylenol I borrowed from my girlfriend helped with the pain. After a light snack and the medicine, my girlfriend surprised me by ordering warm noodles via UberEats. I was so grateful! I rested until 10 PM.
Before starting UberEats, I had to top up my data. I should have used Wi-Fi at home, but I accidentally watched YouTube using data and ran out. I finished 6 orders by 3 AM. After getting home and falling asleep, I suddenly woke up needing the bathroom. I felt extremely dizzy, and the next thing I knew, I was lying on the bathroom floor. I must have fainted; it was a scary first-time experience, but I felt slightly better after waking up.
May 3, 2026
I woke up at 9 AM. It was sunny, so I did laundry and drove my girlfriend's car around. After one UberEats delivery and some rest, I did squats, shoulders, and pull-ups at the park. I started waiting for Uber orders at 6 PM, but none came until 10 PM.
During a McDonald's delivery, I accidentally spilled the coffee in my bag. I went back, and they kindly remade the order. I wasn't sure what to do with the messed-up items, so I asked hesitantly. Since they didn't ask for them back and just sent me on my way, I took them home as a late-night snack and ate them the next morning. I got home at 2 AM, still dealing with diarrhea.
May 4, 2026
I woke up at 6 AM due to diarrhea. After some Duolingo and more sleep, I ate beef and started UberEats. When the first call came, the app showed the restaurant was closed, but I thought it was just a typo and declined. When a double order came for the same place, I accepted it. However, upon arrival, the shop was actually closed. Another driver there was just as confused.
I canceled that, moved to another area, and completed two deliveries. I gave a fist bump to the driver I saw earlier and then bought some medicine at the pharmacy. The pill was sweet but so large it was hard to swallow. After doing dips and push-ups, I went back to delivery but wasted so much time unable to find a specific drop-off location. I eventually gave up on that one. At another shop, I misunderstood the staff's English and almost left without the pizza until they called me back. It was a frustrating and unlucky day, but I refueled and made it home.
3. 주요 표현 설명 (Key Expressions)
- Thought it was a typo: "오타(또는 시스템 오류)인 줄 알았다"는 뜻입니다.
- Top up my data: 데이터를 "충전/적립"할 때 쓰는 표현입니다.
- Sticking to Wi-Fi: 와이파이를 사용한다는 의미입니다.
- Sent me on my way: 특별한 지시 없이 그냥 "가게 해줬다"는 뉘앙스입니다.