대만친구들이 자꾸 장난쳐서 폭발한 날, 여자친구랑도 싸움....

i drived my taiwan mate after very long time.

 

She drived and I said her, my korean worker's boyfriend drived and changed yellow sign, So he across front, But he catched to the speed camera, So He had to pay the 600$.

 

So I warring to her, She agreed.

 

 

and started work small intestine remove.

 

taiwan friends kidding to me. for example they hid my steel or knife, and put in the intestin in my knife case,

threw the stone to me...

 

I just held it in.

 

and started lunch time.

 

korean worker bring the good fruit. that fruit was very sweety and delicious but eating method is very dirty....

 

and came back work.

 

continue someone kidding me.(threw the stone.)

 

but I can't catch the suspect.... because stone hit me, and I saw the behind now... They worked......

 

I doubt so many workers, and shut the water gun...

 

and then i finally find suspect... jerry...

 

So I revenged him(so many water shot). He wet the all his hair...

 

 

and he changed the position, But He sometimes threw the stone to me....

 

So I continue held it in... But finally He across the line....

 

His stone hit my ear headset... So I run to him.

 

But He Run awayed.... So i was so angry....

 

and finished work, I run to him.. and I Tried take a revenged him(water shot) But failed...

 

and I Get exited... So I said very strong warring to him..

 

too much kidding to me, So if you hang out kidding me, You will die...

 

I straight saw his eyes. and "You got it?" twice asked.. So he said Ok....

 

and I went to the steven Who He hid my Steel. and asked Where is my steel. So he pointed there.

 

I look forward, and I can't So i Shout Where!!!!! So I found...

 

 

They knew the seriously situation. So steven Sorry to me, But I ignored and said "Go away"

 

and I shapen my knife...

 

and Met them... They said Im so sorry. So I fine, and good finised...

 

actually I regret... Becasue without jerry, Another friends just a little kidding me. But I was too much angred them....

 

 

anyway I came back home..

 

and my girlfriend and me went to the shopping center.

 

because I had to copy the key.

 

I drived her car. and We arrived, and ate a asai ice cream, and did eyeshopping.

 

and finised, I parked her car a moment. and i drived start again. But very narrow...

 

So i asked her, are you okay our car? But She said enough Go Go very strong speak....

 

So I was felt angred. because I was nervous.. and her car front very long.....

 

I fight all people.... Haha......

 

I regret..........

 

 

 

재미나이 번역본

 

## 1. 한글 통번역 (Korean Translation)

정말 오랜만에 대만 동료가 저를 차로 태워다 주었습니다. 그녀가 운전하는 동안 제가 한 이야기를 해주었습니다. 예전에 한 한국인 워커의 남자친구가 주황불(yellow sign)에서 속도를 내며 제 앞을 질러갔다가 과속 단속 카메라에 걸려 600달러나 벌금을 냈던 일화였습니다. 그래서 그녀에게 과속하지 말라고 경고(조언)했고, 그녀도 제 말에 동의했습니다.

공장에 도착해 소곱창 제거 작업으로 업무를 시작했습니다. 대만 친구들이 또 저에게 장난을 쳤습니다. 제 야스리(steel)나 칼을 숨기거나, 칼집에 곱창을 집어넣고, 저한테 돌을 던지기도 했습니다. 이때까지만 해도 저는 그냥 꾹 참았습니다.

점심시간이 시작되었습니다. 한 한국인 워커가 좋은 과일을 가져왔습니다. 그 과일은 아주 달콤하고 맛있었지만, 먹는 방식이 (즙이 많이 흘러서) 좀 지저분해질 수밖에 없었습니다.

다시 업무로 복귀했습니다. 누군가 저에게 계속 돌을 던지는 장난을 쳤습니다. 하지만 범인을 잡을 수가 없었습니다. 돌이 저를 맞추고 나서 바로 뒤를 돌아보면, 다들 아무렇지 않게 일하고 있었기 때문입니다. 저는 여러 명을 의심하며 물총(세척 호스)을 쐈습니다. 그러다 마침내 범인을 찾아냈는데, 바로 제리(Jerry)였습니다. 그래서 그에게 제대로 복수(물총 세례)를 해주었습니다. 그의 머리카락이 전부 젖을 정도였습니다.

그 후 제리가 포지션을 바꿨는데도, 가끔씩 저에게 계속 돌을 던졌습니다. 저는 계속 참았지만, 결국 그가 선을 넘고 말았습니다. 그가 던진 돌이 제 귀 보호대(헤드셋)를 맞춘 것입니다. 저는 눈이 뒤집혀 그에게 달려갔지만, 그는 도망쳐버렸습니다. 정말 화가 머리 끝까지 났습니다.

업무가 끝난 후, 저는 그에게 달려가 물총으로 다시 복수하려고 했지만 실패했습니다. 흥분한 저는 그에게 아주 강력하게 경고했습니다. "장난이 너무 심하다. 앞으로 나한테 한 번만 더 장난치면 죽는다"라고 말이죠. 저는 그의 눈을 똑바로 쳐다보며 "알아들었어?(You got it?)"라고 두 번이나 다그쳤고, 그는 알겠다고 했습니다.

그 후 제 야스리를 숨겼던 스티븐에게 가서 야스리가 어디 있냐고 물었습니다. 그가 저쪽을 가리켰는데 제 눈에 보이지 않아서, 순간 대폭발해 "어디 있냐고!!!!"라며 소리를 질렀습니다. 결국 찾아내긴 했습니다.

상황이 심각하다는 것을 눈치챈 스티븐이 저에게 미안하다고 사과했지만, 저는 무시하고 "꺼져(Go away)"라고 차갑게 말했습니다. 그리고 칼을 갈았습니다. 나중에 그들을 다시 만났을 때, 그들이 정말 미안하다고 사과하길래 저도 괜찮다고 하며 좋게 마무리 지었습니다. 사실 제리 말고 다른 친구들은 그냥 가벼운 장난을 친 것뿐인데, 제가 한꺼번에 너무 화를 낸 것 같아 조금 후회가 되었습니다.

어쨌든 집으로 돌아왔습니다. 그 후 열쇠를 복사해야 해서 여자친구와 함께 쇼핑센터에 갔습니다. 제가 여자친구의 차를 운전했습니다. 도착해서 아사이 아이스크림을 먹고 아이쇼핑을 했습니다. 볼일을 마치고 차를 잠시 주차했다가 다시 출발하려는데, 길이 너무 좁았습니다. 긴장된 마음에 여자친구에게 "우리 차 괜찮아(안 긁히고 나갈 수 있어)?"라고 물었는데, 여자친구가 아주 강한 어조로 "공간 충분하니까 그냥 가, 가!"라고 말했습니다. 순간 욱하고 화가 났습니다. 저도 긴장한 상태였고, 여자친구 차는 보닛(앞코)이 꽤 길어서 감을 잡기 힘들었거든요.

결과적으로 오늘 하루 동안 모든 사람과 싸운 꼴이 되어버렸습니다. 하하... 후회가 많이 남네요...

## 2. 영어 통번역 (English Translation)

My Taiwanese coworker gave me a ride after a very long time. While she was driving, I shared a story with her about a Korean coworker's boyfriend who had sped through a yellow light right in front of me, only to get caught by a speed camera and slapped with a $600 fine. I warned her to be careful, and she agreed.

After arriving at the factory, I started my shift as a small intestine remover. Once again, my Taiwanese coworkers started playing pranks on me. They hid my sharpening steel and knives, stuffed intestines into my knife scabbard, and even threw small stones at me. At first, I just held it in.

Then came lunchtime. One of the Korean workers brought some great fruit. It was incredibly sweet and delicious, though eating it was a bit of a messy affair.

We headed back to work, but someone kept throwing stones at me. I couldn't catch the suspect because every time a stone hit me and I immediately whipped around, everyone was just acting busy and working. Suspecting a few culprits, I blasted my water hose around until I finally caught the real suspect red-handed: Jerry. I got my revenge by giving him a heavy soaking with the water hose, leaving his hair completely drenched.

Even after he switched positions, he occasionally kept throwing stones at me. I tried my best to keep holding it in, but he finally crossed the line when one of his stones struck my earmuffs. I charged toward him, but he ran away, leaving me absolutely furious.

As soon as the shift ended, I ran after him to get my revenge with the water hose, but I missed. Out of sheer frustration, I gave him a very stern and serious warning. I looked him straight in the eye and said, "You're taking these pranks too far. If you ever screw around with me again, you're dead. You got it?" I asked him twice, and he finally said okay.

Next, I marched over to Steven, who had hidden my sharpening steel, and demanded to know where it was. He pointed in a certain direction, but when I couldn't spot it right away, I lost my temper and shouted, "WHERE?!" I eventually found it.

Sensing how tense the situation had become, Steven apologized to me, but I ignored him and coldly said, "Go away." After that, I sharpened my knives. Later, when I ran into them again, they offered a sincere apology. I told them it was fine, and we ended things on good terms. To be honest, I felt a bit of regret afterward because the other friends were only playing minor pranks; it was just Jerry who went too far, but I ended up taking all my anger out on everyone.

Anyway, I came back home. Later, my girlfriend and I went to the shopping center because I needed to get a key copied. I was driving her car. After we arrived, we treated ourselves to some acai ice cream and did some window shopping. Once we were done, I parked her car for a brief moment and then went to drive off again, but the passage was incredibly narrow. Feeling anxious, I asked her, "Is our car going to clear this?" but she snapped back quite aggressively, saying, "There's plenty of room, just go, go!" That instantly triggered my anger because I was already nervous, and the front hood of her car is quite long and hard to gauge.

It feels like I fought with literally everyone today. Haha... I really regret it.

## 3. 수정된 표현 팁 (Key Expressions)

• My Taiwanese coworker gave me a ride: "대만 동료가 나를 태워다 주었다"라는 주어/목적어가 정확히 교정된 표현입니다. (내가 태워다 준 것은 I gave her a ride)
• While she was driving: "그녀가 운전하는 동안"이라는 상황 묘사입니다.